i love hanging out with girls who are also trainwrecks bc i can like vomit all over the side of a car and theyre like We’ve all been there :)
(via la-foudre)
r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???
(via miuchino)
Psychic buying clothes
Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small
Employee: You didn’t even try it on
Psychic: I’m a medium
I AM SO SORRY that i type like a very excited child , the truth is I’m very excited and I am a child
(via officialfrenchtoast)
