you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter
imagine the havoc
imagine the photos
Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.
MY SWANKY ASS MOM AND DAD
MY DAPPER UNCLE
and my weird cousin that lives in a community of swingers and eats hemp biscuits