High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.

Reblog this and see what you get.

1: You’re ugly.
2: I hate your tumblr.
3: I love your tumblr.
4: You’re my Tumblr crush.
5: Your Tumblr is amazing.
6: You’re hot.
7: You’re gorgeous.
8: You’re pretty.
9: I want your number.
10: I’m on your blog often.



so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

(via heckie-nope)